Kyzak

Biography
Kyzak is like a kayak, sort of. Kyzak went kayaking once, in antarctica! It was very cold and even the thick winter coat he was wearing wasn't helping him stay warm. Suddenly he had an inspiration. He would build a fire to keep him warm. Luckily he'd brought some sticks with him in case this joke needed to be performed and he lit the fire. Unfortunately within minutes the fire had spread throughout the kayak and he had to abandon it. He just about managed to make it back onto land where he was promptly rescued by a Deus Ex Machina. He learned an important lesson that day: you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Non-Canon Characters

 * Isaac Warryn - The Grand Office