Not The Author

Biography:
Not The Author is as his name suggests not the author. His Grand Battle posts are actually hand crafted from the finest writerslaves that cold hard cash can buy. Recently his posting rate has slowed down which can only mean that Dorothy (The Author) has unfortunately passed on after many years of malnutrition and mistreatment and he is probably saving up to replace her.

Canon Battles:

 * Petty Squabble

Canon Characters:

 * Jacob Helix - The Battle Majestic
 * Gormand - The Savage Brawl
 * Miq - The Phenomenal Fracas - Dead - Round 2
 * Lucky VII - The Glorious Championship

Season Intermission Characters:

 * a burial urn - MORITURI TE SALUTANT

Non-Canon Characters:

 * The One Electric - Otaku Melee
 * The Charlatan - The Grand Clusterfuck
 * Dorukomets - The Second Chance