The Grand Clusterfuck

The Grand Clusterfuck is a non-canon Grand Battle spin-off. In it an unrestricted number of characters are chosen to participate in a Grand Battle-style elimination deathmatch for the amusement of The Executive Producer. Each round is limited to one page (1 introductory post + 24 character posts), and additional contestants may be entered between rounds.

Supporting Characters
The Executive Producer - Grandmaster for The Grand Clusterfuck. Prefers things to be as epic and action-packed as possible, damn the consequences!

Errand Boy - Assistant to The Executive Producer. The unheeded voice of reason.

Round 1: Blackwing Manor
Dead Character: Granolaman

Immediately making good on its promise of being a complete clusterfuck, the first round dropped all 19 initial characters into Blackwing Manor, in which The Grand Bachelorette and The Grand Cook-Off were still ongoing. Granolaman was killed in cold blood by The Charlatan to end the round.

Round 2: Capitol International Airport
Incomplete

The second round took place in the near future in an airport where "growing paranoia over terrorism has ensured that all airport security is armed with no less than a fully automatic rifle, disobeying any policies will most likely result in you getting shot, and your plane is always late, assuming you can get through the 12 hour security process."