Infanta LaLa

Infanta LaLa is a character in The Incomprehensible Saxophone

Musical Talent:
The Infanta’s musical talent is limited at best; the main reason for her extraordinary success and legions of devoted fans is that she is weird. Her main talent is that she dresses up in strange clothing and makeup and her songs have messages that despite being bloody obvious are somehow vaguely inspiring if you are weird enough to identify with a woman who sometimes wears dresses made from fresh fish. Her musical talent is limited at best. Her fanbase is informally known as the Little Creatures and she is sometimes known as the Creature Queen.

Description:
Infanta LaLa looks pretty different in every music video she appears in. More often than not she sports spiked short platinum blonde hair, more makeup than a typical clown and some kind of outlandish outfit. The Infanta was in the middle of filming the video for her new song ‘No I Won’t Tidy My Room’ when she was taken to be part of the Incomprehensible Saxophone. Consequently her hair is dyed pink and has long pink extensions in it. She has special contact lenses in which cause the eye to look larger than it is by stretching the skin around it. She is wearing eyeliner, pale pink blush and magenta eyeshadow and lipstick. The outfit she is wearing is best described as a pink teddy bear costume if the teddy bear were also a slut. It doesn’t cover much of her skin though that which is revealed has been painted pink to match the costume. She is wearing fake claws and carrying a whip.

She is pretty weird, off in her own world most of the time. She claims a lot of emotion into her songs; they are generally about acceptance of people who are unusual and being who you want to be and all that kind of stuff. She will talk for a long time about that if someone gets her started. She is pretty self-obsessed. She can get pretty up in arms if somehow she manages to get the idea that someone is being treated unfairly. She will probably want to keep her Little Creatures up to date on her adventures via twitter.

Biography:
The Infanta, real name Jessica Hall, was originally just a persona that the singer invented in order to become more popular after her first album bombed. It isn’t clear exactly what point she stopped being Jessica Hall and let the persona consume her life entirely, but she has reached the point where she completely believes that her persona is her life. She believes that she was bullied at school for being different and that is what spurred her on to be a star.