Gettysburg

Gettysburg is a character in the non-canon The Grand Clusterfuck.

Weapons/Abilities
Strylph are wisp-like entities that can burrow their way through time. Despite their small, harmless appearance, they are temporal glitches designed to wreck a timeline. Luckily, they're not particularly bright or good at scheming. The Strylph can weave his way freely round a stable timeline or time loop, appearing almost at will in its past or future. Gettysburg can carry one small object around through time, but doesn't like carrying the same object for long.

Description
If you can catch him and keep him still, Gettysburg looks like a little snaky wisp less than a foot long, with constantly humming dragonfly wings, an array of shrimplike feet underneath, and a sharp little beak. Gettysburg likes to perch on people's shoulders and chatter in their ears in a voice that is always barely audible no matter what the background volume. He says little worth caring about, but his ultimate goal is to bring the local timeline or loop crashing to pieces, which results in a great feed for a temporal beast his size. Said small size, luckily, means his ability to impact time is very weak and he'll mostly just cause people inconvenience.