The Grand Tweet II

The Grand Tweet II is a non-canon Grand Battle spin-off characterized by its short posts and fast pacing. It is a sequel to The Grand Tweet which takes the incredibly fast pace of that battle's first two rounds and makes it mandatory. Each round lasts exactly one hour. The battle will take place across several days with pauses in between the rounds.

Characters

 * The Impatient: The game's Grandmaster.
 * Willow Smith (Wojjan): A teenage pop singer. DEAD
 * Bob The Pen (Solaris): A crime fighting pen man. DEAD
 * Baskerville (Lankie/Pharmacy): A self-cloning hipster. DEAD
 * Brad Rhododendron (Jacquerel): A grumpy tree. DEAD
 * The Great Wizard Loquacious (Dragon Fogel): A wizard with lengthy incanta-
 * a. poet (TimeothyHour): A brass mouthed thing that raps. DEAD
 * Winde (Agent1022): A spirit of wind. DEAD
 * Conway Delore (Cyber95): A cheating skeleton. DEAD

Rounds

 * 1) Haunted Mansion: Dracula turned into Super Dracula. The universe nearly exploded. Winde died when a negative and positive weapons collided.
 * 2) Space Hive: Wizard was arrested for evil spells, jailbreak followed. Conway ate mystic honey. Bob slayed Space Dracula but was funksploded.
 * 3) Microbe: An MSPAFA Round. Wizard cloned everyone. Hipster was a virus; merged with clone amalgam suddenly, vampire! Speared by NEGAHARPOON.
 * 4) Apartments Revisited: Grand Tweet apartments plus cameos. Wizards turn people into Draculas. Nothingness stopped by hair whip; Willow dies.
 * 5) Twin Titans: Evil Lizard Witch tricks battlers to kill Vampire Squid Titan. Poet and Conway fight in poetspace. Brad speared by NEGAHARPOON.
 * 6) The Baleful Woods: Living woods quickly killed by Wizard. Undead wood and Indians fight. Poet fights; is blinded, burned; dies. Conway also.
 * 7) The Impatient's Lair: Conway cheats death, returns as Negaself. Wizard no longer wizard, kills self; returns with dead friends and wins.