The Grand Tweet

The Grand Tweet is a non-canon Grand Battle spin-off characterized by its short posts and fast pacing. Its first two rounds both ended in less than an hour each.

Characters

 * The Abrupt: The game's Grandmaster.
 * Al Langford (Pinary): A small-town mechanic with a robotic arm.
 * Trator (Schazer): A seven foot tall, reflective lizard.
 * Aquarius Solum (Dragon Fogel): A bottle of water. DEAD
 * Gary (g0m): A coffee machine with legs. DEAD
 * Doctor Moira Lain (Ixcalibur): An electric ghost.
 * Esthkart (Wojjan): A gargoyle.
 * William Dryfe (Lord Paradise): A pretentious poet.
 * Coco (Lisawags): A Coconut. DEAD

Rounds

 * 1) Apartments: An apartment complex. After a brief skirmish Gary spilt coffee in Aquarius' bottle and boiled him alive.
 * 2) Dessert Land: A land made of candy. Battlers gorged themselves and then pursued each other. Dryfe feasted upon Coco's milk.
 * 3) Beardate: An MSPAFA Round. After some murders and elopement Lain started lightning storm. Greg stuck by same then died. Poet was sad.
 * 4) Heaven: The Cameos Round. A stereotypical heaven. Incomplete