LeAnn Rimes

LeAnn Rimes is a character in the non-canon The Grand Clusterfuck.

Weapons/Abilities
He's got a team of monkeys and a heart full of gold. Metaphorically. About the gold, not the monkeys.

Description
LeAnn Rimes stands about 6'1 with lanky arms and legs. He wears some sort of street-fighter garb and probably has a banana in his pants. Actually probably several. His primate buddies are your standard cartoon monkey fare, about chimpanzee size but mostly brown and with tails. and those adorable faces that you just want to pet when they're not pummeling you with their strong monkey fists.

Biography
LeAnn woke up one morning deep in the jungles ala a George of the Jungle incident. He had that convenient kind of amnesia where he knew nothing about his old life except for how to speak, read, wear clothes, and some form of martial arts. He got his name from the front of a cd case he found in the rubble of the plane crash that claimed his loved one's lives (see 'George of the Jungle incident'...I actually don't know if that is what happened but just roll with it). He took the name as his own and promptly joined up with his new monkey family. Over the years he helped establish a small monkey community and does his best to keep the monkey thugs off the monkey streets. He has several members of his monkey posse that follow him around and help him beat up jungle dangers like tigers and ner-do-wells. He's pretty cocky, seeing how he hardly ever loses and is by far the smartest monkey there. (he is not a monkey). Anyway, woop zoop now he's here.