Everything Is Canon

Everything Is Canon is a non-canon Grand Battle spin-off hosted by bobthepen. The gimmick of this battle is that anything written in a post so long as it does not explicitly conflict with a previously established fact is canon, no matter how outlandish or bizarre.

Player Characters

 * Magoo (Drakenforge) - A blind and naked fishman, who has a tendency to burst into song.
 * Ariel (Agent1022) - A woman from the Negative Realm, she can move easily through dense objects but not so much through air.
 * A Mahogany Desk (Demonsul) - A desk that challenges people nearby to games of Rock Paper Scissors.
 * MOLOCH: EATER OF HUMANS (TimeothyHour) - A six foot tall horned beast.
 * Yogi - A sordid bearman. His beard forms a massive bear that he rides atop.
 * John Stamos - The actor John Stamos.
 * Clarrrrisa (Dragon Fogel) - A doll that absorbs the souls of people that die nearby. It can only contain one soul at a time and if it absorbs another then it will become lifeless again.
 * Amplids (thetoastking) - A rapidly evolving blob thing.

Cyber95 and Gamma9 signed up for this but have not yet chose a character.

Supporting Characters
The Scalawag - The Grandmaster of this battle. A stereotypical pirate.

Round 1: The Scalawag's Ship
Incomplete

It's the Grandmaster's pirate ship.