The Grand Failure

The Grand Failure is a non-canon Grand Battle hosted by Cyber95. It is distinguished from normal battles in that the objective is to write the worst, either through bad spelling and grammar or through terrible characterization and plot choices.

Characters

 * The Awesome: The game's Grandmaster. He's really awesome.
 * Bearbert Swords-For-Swords (Maxie Satan): A bear warrior with a sword for every occasion. DEAD
 * Nitebat (Dragon Fogel): A superhero who doesn't have any superpowers except when he does. DEAD
 * Macula Abrogo (Ixcalibur): A mummy carpet shampooer created by an ancient pharaoh called Boh Ssman.
 * Ys (Pick Yer Poison): The Nipple God; a weird thing that is covered in nipples and is sad. DEAD
 * Misteri Roboto (Schazer): A troll, but not like one of those dumb Homestuck trolls; it's lusus is Gettysburg. DEAD
 * Count Awesome The Awesome (Anomaly): The most awesome person alive and a ninja with super high tech guns and the power of flight DEAD
 * Steven Freeman (Agent1022): Gordon Freeman's cousin, except even smarter and stronger than any other Freeman. DEAD
 * Rosetta The Hedgehog (Wojjan): Super popular with such a tragic backstory and all the powers you could possibly need ever. DEAD

Rounds

 * 1) Sky Platform: A platform high in the sky with a hut in the middle and maybe a really long pole supporting it, it is unclear. It is a setting from popular anime Dragonball Z. Ys commited suicide.
 * 2) Biglands: A world in which everything is really giant but there is a large supply of expendable slave creatures who can through combined power take on threats and etcetera. Totally legally distinct from Pikmin. Misteri Roboto was crushed by a giant slug.
 * 3) The Phoenix Ship: A spaceship named Phoenix. Nitebat dies in an unspecified manner.
 * 4) Mustard World: A world full of mustard. Count Awesome dies in an equally unspecified manner.
 * 5) Space: This round is set in the vast emptiness of space. Bearbert died of a heart attack.
 * 6) Giant House: Essentially just the Giant's House round from Savage Brawl but without mindbending psuedoscience. Rosetta died when the giant stepped on her.
 * 7) In: A round where the entire setting is manufactured from the characters' thoughts and memories; i.e. their subconsciouses. Macula stabs Steven Freeman in a really emotional scene and wins the battle.