MalkyTop

Biography:
MalkyTop is one of the few humans to have achieved perfection in all fields. Everything she touches becomes magical, which accounts for much of the tension during the Cold War. She is worshipped as a minor deity among a number of Scandinavian cults and is typically seen as a patron protector of bewildered people. It is considered good luck to have a Malky nest on your roof, as their eggs are made of solid titanium and hatch into free jetskis. If Malky is spotted in your immediate area, praise her immediately lest she forget how wonderful she is. Word out, yo.

Canon Battles:

 * The Savage Brawl

Canon Characters:

 * Eemp, Right, and Rong - Pitched Combat - Winner
 * Photographer - The Battle Royale S2
 * Algernon - The Gradual Massacre
 * Sarika - Intense Struggle S2
 * Eureka Finch - The Phenomenal Fracas
 * Simphonia - The Fatal Conflict
 * Spirit of Fairy Tales - The Great Belligerency
 * Samael Corson - The Relentless Slaughter
 * Yanis Carnea - Petty Squabble
 * Cepra Samedi - The Fearsome Encounter

Replacements:

 * Aph - Intense Struggle (temporary replacement)

Non-Canon Characters:

 * Rozelen Guida - The Adamantium Chef
 * Dog - The Adventurer's Battle
 * Albain - The Grand Clusterfuck
 * Karen Pellepor Aflura Angusta Alba - The Grand Escape
 * Lethe Avibus - The Grand Heist
 * Mr Bori - The Grand Mashup
 * Tauran Trunchee - The Grand Office
 * Stegobaconsaurus and Duck - Vcios Trif (with Slipsicle)
 * Calvin - Whose Grand, Episode 2