Talmadge Tea

Talmadge Tea is a character in Mini-Grand 5109

Description:
A worried-looking man with sandy hair, a likable but forgettable face, and a quiet disposition. His hands shake constantly and there is a ragged wound on his side that is currently bleeding through the thick and ill-fitting coat he wears, underneath which is a suspicious-looking jumpsuit that has the code “740C40” stamped prominently on it. He’s the sort of person who disappears into a crowd easily and doesn’t tend to leave lasting impressions on anyone. If you were to ask him he might describe himself as a “professional bystander” or “a very confused person” or “please stop I don’t want to discuss this are you going to take me back I don’t want to go”.

Items/Abilities:
Talmadge is an extraordinarily powerful psychic, theoretically capable of telekinetically lifting and manipulating tons of material at a time and crushing the minds of anyone resisting him with a minimum level of effort. He is, however, also extraordinarily insane and cannot consciously control his powers. Instead Talmadge hallucinates a figure he refers to as Proper, who he perceives as altering the world in random and not always beneficial ways. Talmadge can sometimes ask Proper to perform a certain task, but there’s a decent chance it will decide to do something completely different and blow up the nearest pigeon.

Biography:
Dear Hello,

please don’t I didn’t mean didn’t mean didn’t mean didn’t. want. please if I ask nicely if I ask will you stop

that’s enough of that.

came again today. proper. blew the door off this is how it goes i guess. threw it down the hallway. tore the tag out that was in me felt pretty bad but I’m alright, I’m alright, I found this book and now I’m writing in it. stole a pen. is that what they put me in here for i don’t remember. proper won’t tell me. He just laughs.

I don’t remember the sun it’s brighter than I’d thought i was in that room for ever. I think. I don’t know how long forever is proper probably knows I’ll ask him when i see him again. I miss the sun i miss going outside. the tag hurts pretty bad but I can see the sun now and that’s good. I miss the sun i miss not having blood in my mouth i miss eating and drinking and not needles

i’m outside now I found this pen and Proper is running in the grass. today he is a wolf I think he thinks that’s funny. wolf. canis lupus Canis Division I told them i didn’t know how but they didn’t

that’s enough

i’m going for a walk. I missed the sun.

Theme Song:
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