The Grand Tweet III

The Grand Tweet III is a non-canon Grand Battle spin-off characterized by its short posts and fast pacing. It is a sequel to The Grand Tweet and The Grand Tweet II. Each round was scheduled to last just one hour and all posts were required to be less than 140 characters.

Characters

 * The Bird: The game's Grandmaster.
 * PJ Regent (bobthepen): An interdimensional reporter.
 * CLOCK (Agent1022): A sentient time zone enraged at its lack of activity. DEAD
 * Racer X (Cyber95): Your long lost brother. Yes I'm talking to you. DEAD
 * Blue (bigro): A piece of sentient blue chalk. Not green. DEAD
 * D'Artagnan (Garuru): A mind controlling candy bar. DEAD

Rounds

 * 1) A Bar: Like in a joke. There are bees. Godzilla attacks; someone dies.
 * 2) Spinachland: I have absolutely no idea. CLOCK just ceased to exist.
 * 3) Big Tree: A candy tree grows; D'art becomes squirrels. PJ fights back with whipped borrowed hair.