Steve (The Grand Clusterfuck)

Steve is a character from the non-canon The Grand Clusterfuck.

Weapons/Abilities
First and foremost, his personal timeline is messed up six ways from Tuesday. He never experiences events in the right order, often looping back on himself or spending weeks at a time going in reverse. Aside from that, his abilities vary based on when you meet him, ranging from Make Sand Castles to Taze to full-on Be A Nigh Omnipotent Demonic Overlord.

Description
Again, it ranges quite a lot, but he started as a precocious child, grew into a tough secret-agent-cyborg type, died, became possessed by the demon pirate O'Ptargnach, and amassed power until becoming rather powerful and ruling over basically everything.

Biography
Well, he started as a precocious child, grew into a tough secret-agent-cyborg type, died, became possessed by the demon pirate O'Ptargnach, and amassed power until becoming rather powerful and ruling over basically everything.