Godbot

Biography:
Born and raised in Russia as a ginger hunter/destroyer agent, funding for Godbot was sadly cut off sometime in the early 80's and he was deported to the Russian Lunar Base for the remainder of his tragically short life. Once there, however, Godbot accidentally uncovered a buried monolith and immediately transcended all earthly forms of life, assuming the form of a giant Nintendo ROB for convenience and aesthetics. Godbot's writing style is described as being a cross between that of e e cummings and someone banging a hammer very loudly on a roof, which is in fact exactly what it is. Godbots are extremely rare in the wild, as they are hunted for their luxurious fur and can only reproduce via cloning. The proper greeting when encountering a Godbot is a swift smack to the flank and a copious offering of low-grade vodka. Godbot does not speak Russian.

Season Intermission Battles:

 * The BATTLE of the CENTURY

Canon Characters:

 * Ouroborous - The Gradual Massacre - Dead - Round 5
 * Envoy - Petty Squabble
 * Sir Cedric - The Vivacious Deadlock

Replacements:

 * Wardell Paraswon - The Battle Royale S2

Season Intermission Characters:

 * Mysiddion - MORITURI TE SALUTANT - Retconned

Non-Canon Characters:

 * Karen-R-DOS-2 - FRIEND COMPUTER'S GLORIOUS DEATHMATCH
 * Heather Alder - The Calamitous Campaign
 * Theresa Wren - The Grand Heist
 * Wilhelm - The Grand Office