Truegreen

Biography:
In a world where darkness has fallen and evil lurks menacingly, one hero stands in a pillar of light, looking for his car keys. Faster than a speeding typist, More powerful than a penguin with a battleship, Able to eat chicken salad sandwiches in a single bite! He is TRUEGREEN defender of....Things!

Debatably Canon Characters:

 * Luis Port - The Daunting Affray