Granolaman (Grand Clusterfuck)

Granolaman is a character in the non-canon The Grand Clusterfuck.

Weapons/Abilities
Looks that could kill, and Batman-esque combat training. His utility belt contains a number of breakfast related gadgets useful for stopping crime. Also he can fly.

Description
Tall, extremely muscular, and covered in superhero spandex (main color white, complementary color red) he wears a cape and utility belt, and a cowl in the shape of a granola bar to mask his identity. Personality is confident, charming, and ready to put any evil doers in there place.

Biography
Mild-mannered Wuce Brayne went to go eat his breakfast just like any other morning. When he poured his cereal, though, the unexpected happened: a prize came out. Then another, and another. He looked in the box and discovered that the cereal had been completely replaced with collectible trading cards, decoder rings and proofs of purchase. At the bottom of the box lay a singular piece of cereal glowing with powerful aura. Still being hungry, he popped the piece into his mouth anyways. Immediately, he was gifted with the powers of breakfast and tasked by a booming voice with defending its righteousness and integrity from those that seek it harm. A cowl formed upon his head and it was from that moment forth that he was known as Granolaman, champion of breakfast!