Jakester390

Biography
Oh man, this one time Jakester and I were hanging out in our usual alley when this guy comes up and he's all "Hey can I borrow-" and then Jakester straight up punched this dude in the face for talking to him. Ridick, right? Totes ridick. Anyways Jakester390, or as we call him "just 390", had barbed wire surgically implanted in his knuckles in case he ever needed to drop someone, which he does, like all the time. He doesn't even type. He just stares at his keyboard and it gets so intimidated that it pounds out words by itself so Jakester doesn't atomize it for getting in his way. Dude's legit.

Canon Characters

 * Quantos Xodarap - The Glorious Championship - Dead - Round 1