The Abrupt Demise

The Abrupt Demise is a non-canon Grand Battle spin-off in which a character dies in every post. At the end of the round whoever wrote the best death is declared the winner and sets the next round, presumably with fresh profiles.

Characters

 * The Killer: The game's Grandmaster. He sure does love to kill things.
 * Cornelius Blackheart (Ixcalibur): An arrogant and charismatic pirate. He worked with asbestos for a while. - DEAD
 * Roger V. Nitroglycerine (Cyber95): Was the subject of an experiment to increase someone's reaction time, but unexpectedly it made him unstable and ready to explode if he gets shaken up too much.
 * Ricky (Drakenforge): His entire body is made of explosives. He is a former slave and very respectful. - DEAD
 * Dramatis Persona (XX): The elemental spirit of melodrama.
 * Stroppford Stroppfordshire (Selward): An incredibly stupid hippotaur with some crazy gadgets.
 * Ricky Ricardo (Solaris): The Best Dancer. - DEAD
 * The UVM (Pick Yer Poison): A cardboard box powered by IMAGINATION.

Rounds

 * 1) You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad: An MSPAFA Round, this round is set in a world where pretty much everything is out to kill you.