LanguorousSudachi

LanguorousSudachi is a character in Mini-Grand 5317

Description:
Ludachi is a dude who doesn't like the things you do and wants to make sure you know it. He'd use words like "sassy" or "acerbic", but you know he's an asshole. He's just smart enough to be condescending about it.

Appearance-wise, he's of average height but with the shoulders of someone six inches taller. It makes him look blocky rather than intimidating or attractive. He's fitter than he should be for all the time he spends on the internet. His light-brown hair is inexcusably long, and he wears it in a ponytail. He has square glasses that don't quite make it look like he's not scowling. He is currently wearing crisp khaki slacks, a royal-blue buttonup, a grey sweatervest, and inexplicably a ruby tie. He always has his trademark Stupid French Hat. Yes he really dresses like that, no there's not a reason for it.

Items/Abilities:
Ludachi always carries a black messenger bag with him, even when he's a mysteriously abducted simulation. It contains a Macbook Pro, a spare battery for same, a power cord, three notebooks, a set of artist's markers, a bag of sunflower seeds, and a wide variety of small and useless things. He sometimes jokes that his bag is the physical manifestation of his character Vorm; it's not very funny when he does this. He knows how to use various firearms but doesn't carry any with him, are you crazy? He has a black umbrella.

THE ORANGE OF SLUMBER POUNCES LIKE A WOLF IN THE NIGHT Ludachi has a wide array of mundane skills, most only moderately developed and some only imaginarily so. HE CALLS STARS FROM THE SKIES AND CAN KILL WITH A GLANCE He has the Amazing Power™ to sense emotions if he concentrates. Which is totally different from figuring out how someone feels by observing them. He keeps bees in every universe in every iteration of himself.

Bees are the best.

Biography:
Ludachi is in his twenties and he does lots of things. What of it? He is highly bland and is currently one of those college students looking for work you hear so much about. He'd rather you forgot about his sordid high-school adventures and focus on the fact that now he's the kind of person who wears a sweatervest.