The "Denny's"

The "Denny's" is the first round of The Glorious Championship.

Description
This round takes place in the secret military facility disguised as a Denny's Restaurant from the MSPAFA Headbucket by Aborted Slunk. It has been infinitely mirrored by The Hedonist in order to provide the combatants with more room to maneouvre. Amongst other things The Denny's contains a Navajo Skinwalker, a military cyborg, a pair of cyborg dogs, a bunch of high tech sentries commanded by a sentinel guarding an offensively orange kazoo.

Events
Everyone is getting to know one another. The only one who really shows any inclination of violence is Etiyr and he cannot act on it because he is a typewriter and nobody seems to want anything to do with him. ACCELERANDO SLASH!